What is this ungodly creation with a life of its own. No matter how much you scrunch it up it reanimates and grows from its place in the bin pushing out anything in its way. Like some Giant Hogweed it’ll start to take over!
At least with the moulded plastic wrapping you know you’ll need scissors and will probably slash a major artery on its razor sharp edges but when it goes in the bin it stays there.
And while I’m at I’ve also realised I hate cardboard, jiffy bags and bubble wrap!! Time to pack it in (pun totally intended)!