As you may know I love a pirate gag and constantly wind my boys up with continually worse and worse jokes.
Well they had to take all the abuse back last week when one of my pirate jokes became a prize winning pirate joke. The local theatre were promoting an upcoming comedy gig and offered 2 tickets for the funniest joke they received via Twitter. I entered and won!
So here is my award winning Pirate joke.
Where do pirates go for their holidays
Yaaaarrrrrmouth (for anyone not from the UK its a coastal resort, which sort of diminishes the joke when you have to explain the punch line but hey ho)
My wife thinks it was the only entry they received!!!!!!