I’m a bad man I smoke an e-cigarette. I haven’t touched tobacco for well over two years I’m now just addicted to what the wife calls “my dummy”.
At work today I took a crafty drag and without thinking blew a smoke ring.
One of the girls I work with got really excited and asked me to blow another. When I did she straight face asked me if I could blow a boat like Gandalf !!!!
She was most upset when I told her that it was probably created by CGI !!!!